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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Borneo: The Land of the Hilux


Travellers,

Departing KL for Borneo was exciting because it felt like this is where the adventure would really begin. We arrived early evening to find a quiet seaside town which belied the true size of the city. Kota Kinabalu is the capital of Sabah, the Northern state of Borneo Malaysia. Sabah is considered a natural wonderland due to its rainforests, mountains and spectacular coral reefs and KK is without doubt the gateway. Its population is 600,000 which is roughly equivalent to that of the Gold Coast. But you would never know this by the city’s outward appearance. The visible KK is a seaside town with four main roads running parallel with the shoreline of the South China Sea. At one end is the Jetty from which you can book passage on one of the many shallow, canopied boats to take you to the nearby tropical islands. The numerous hotels, tour agencies on every corner, two 24 hour KFCs, a Starbucks, an Irish Pub and a supermarket which sells Tim Tams is indicative of an economy suckled on the fat dollar of tourism. But this is not to say KK is without its indigenous charm. You only need cast your eyes away from the neon-lit promenade along the water’s edge to see tightly packed streets with concrete-floored, roller door cafés. At night, markets literally rise up from the pavement to occupy the available floor space. An empty lot becomes a hive of hawker stalls where you can choose from a fisherman’s daily catch and have it cooked right before your eyes!

Departure lounge Dynamics
No announcement was made, nor signals employed on the monitor – indeed, the monitor was broken! – yet  the 300 passengers on flight AK5108 moved in unison towards the gate like a flock of birds changing direction, a school of fish evading a predator, or maybe a head of cattle arriving at the dairy of their own accord to be milked.

The Travel Bug
Have you ever met someone who was obsessed with travelling? So much so that they re-arrange their life in order to accommodate more travel? We met a Frenchman at the airport who was looking to split a taxi with us into town. He was a (former) software engineer in his late 30s who apparently had a “crisis of faith” and took to the world. He spends between two and six months of every year travelling the globe (mostly cheaper continents such as Asia). To satisfy his addiction to travel, he quit his job as a software engineer and became a tour guide in his home town in the South-West of France. Part of me was inspired to follow him on his adventures but the greater part of my being was pretty happy I will return to my job and, more importantly, my beautiful girlfriend.

Stowaways: Part 2
Citing jetlag, food poisoning and a host of other imaginary ailments, the turtles remained in the hotel in KL. I occasionally caught them sifting through my guide book of Malaysia but when questioned they denied reading the book. I am beginning to get very suspicious . . .
Now that we are in Borneo the pair have begun venturing away from the hotel. I saw them at the jetty talking to local boatman. I asked around and there are legends of a sunken trading vessel in the region but I am doubtful even Oscar and Mr T. would be foolish enough to believe there is any lost treasure to find. The local pearl industry is quite lucrative but so is the counterfeit pearl industry which preys on the ignorance or tourists.

VIP
KK has a host of VIP services of which two stand out. The supermarket next door ot our hotel has valet parking for a mere 10 rm ($3AUD) per hour. The second is a little more vague but it appears MacDonald’s has some sort of VIP Drive-Thru service. I have seen several cars with stickers identifying them as MacDonald’s VIP Customers!

Suria Sabah
Just south of the Jetty, occupying a crop of land along the shoreline is Suria Sabah. Suria Sabah is an eight story shopping centre complete with designer clothing stores, cinema and food court which offers spectacular views of the South China Sea and nearby islands. Nothing could be more out of place in KK than this megalithic colossus. In a community which has few buildings more than two stories high (save for the hotels) and whose residents are accustomed to shopping in street stalls, markets and small retail outlets, I can’t fathom that a single local person would shop there. This is not to say the City is a poor one – every other car on the road is a Hilux or Hilux equivalent car!! But it doesn’t feel like the rest of the city. To walk the shopping centre is to walk a ghost town. There are few open stores. So few in fact that the unoccupied stores outnumber the occupied by a ratio of 3:1. Clearly the building is brand new but you can’t help wonder if this is a sign of rejection by the residents of KK. Maybe the glittering home wares and genuine designer clothes (as opposed to imitations) do not possess sufficient allure for a community spoiled by the rich natural beauty that surrounds them.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Departing and Arrival

Travellers,
My adventures take me this time to Malaysia for a 3.5 week odyssey from the peninsula to Sabah, Penang, Langkowi before an extended stay in KL. I visited Malaysia 9 years ago and I remember how the hot and humid air hit me like a blast furnace when I first left the airport, how decadence was juxtaposed with poverty and how no matter how much I wanted it, I couldn't get bacon anywhere. But on that trip I never really found Malaysia - not the Malaysia I was hoping to find anyway . . . So I return now in search of Malaysia's elusive character; to learn its smells and tastes; to sense its history and explore its culture.

Armed to the Teeth
I am carrying a Pentax DSLR, Panasonic Water Proof Camera, Gorilla Pod, iPhone 4, Kindle, a HP Netbook and a logitech wireless mouse all to make recording and transmitting content easier. Now all I need is a net connection . . .

Departing
The time before departing on an overseas trip is ruled by anticipation. You live in a state of transition, imagining the completion of one life and the beginning of another. There will soon be a time where your work tasks are complete or handed over; where your bed will remain unslept in; and, in my case, where you will no longer be able to share the embrace of your partner. The anticipation of adventure prevents you lamenting the loss of those things and people you leave behind but they cannot share your excitement. So for those closest to you, departing is anticipating your absence.

Stowaways: Part 1
I opened my pack searching for my netbook and noticed movement among the clutter of the contents of my bag. Surprised and curious, I sifted through my assortment of cameras, books, cables and lollies to find a pair of stowaways hiding near the bottom of the bag.  The stowaways were a pair of turtles named Oscar (green) and Mr T. (yellow). I knew the turtles. I suppose you would call them friends of mine. They were fellow crew members back in my piracy days. We sailed under a jolly roger in search of lost treasure, laying anchor where and when we pleased. The last I had seen them, the pair had jumped ship while our boat had been at port awaiting repairs.
I grabbed the two turtles by the scruff of their necks and pulled them from my bag. I cursed their wretched souls and demanded an explanation. Oscar said nothing but complain - as usual - about my rough handling while Mr T. tried to calm me with platitudes to little avail. I repeatedly gave the turtles a vigorous shake and demanded an explanation until  Mr T. finally relented.
"We heard you were plotting a course for Asia and we figured you could use a pair of travelling companions", said Mr T.
"And this has nothing to do with treasure?" I asked.
"Treasure? Are you searching for treasure? The thought had never crossed our minds. We are no longer the slaves to treasure we once were", claimed Mr T. I laughed a hearty pirate laugh - for these turtles it was always about treasure.
After some begging and pleading, I consented to their company. They thanked me and promised not to be a burden. They told me I would never know when I would need a pair of turtles to get me out of a sticky situation.

Texis
Catching Taxis (Texis in Malaysian) in Asia is always a danger in that the roads are often poorly maintained, the drivers speed excessively and the traffic is chaotic. In Malaysia the traffic is comparitively low and the roads are well maintained however the Texis still hurtle around town at crazy speeds. The guide book says to keep an eye out for older texis and texi drivers . . . if they have got to an old age, they must be doing something right!!

KFC
Jorgo, I checked it out and KFC is open 24 hours a day here. Asia, it is so advanced!!